Confession: Sometimes I write letters that should never be sent - like this one to the bubbly girl at the office.
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Dear Bubbly Girl at The Office:
Please, please, please stop it! Sometimes I can't stand your sugary sweetness and today is one of those times.
It seems that every office has one of you, one of you that is happy-happy all the time. We know it can't be true - no one is that happy every single day. And your voice...sometimes that phoney jingly tone really gets to me. And why do you have to talk so loud over the cubicle walls to someone who sits right next door? Couldn't you walk around and talk in a quiet, normal voice? Do you really talk to your family that way in that voice? I can't imagine.
Now, I admit to being cranky today but i'm sure that's not it. Well, maybe a little. Oh, all right - you are cute. And you do brighten up the office with your cutsie outfits and your morning greetings to each and every one of us. I suppose that's kind of nice. True - we are all "in the know" because of your daily reports. (I prefer not to think of it as gossip.) Grrrr - the truth is everyone depends on you for many things. Yes, you are kind of sweet.
Oh, all right - I'm sorry.
The Letter Writer